10_antonio_alfonseca   (11/19)

Antonio "El Pulpo" Alfonseca hasn't been a good major league pitcher since 2004, when he had then-Atlanta pitching coach Leo Mazzone's pixy dust to keep him flying high. That's no longer the case, and he gave up a pair of home runs to Orlando Cabrera and Vlad Guerrero to prove it. It's unlikely he'll be on the Texas 25-man roster unless he's willing to toil in the minors until an injury creates an opening for him.